"Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.

Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.

Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

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California dread lock

When a guy nuts in a bitches hair then quickly twist it up resembling a dread lock.

She wanted my money to get her hair did, i told her "BITCH you only get a California dread lock!!?"

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Jamaican guy with dreads

There is no definition for him but here is a story

Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.

Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.

THE END.

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dreadvertise (verb; dread + advertise)

to advertise by dread, to engage in military propaganda.

There are skilled dreadvertisers in our government.

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dread armada

That occurence when you go to a supermarket and tons of people of elephantine proportions are riding on motor scooters

Guy who lifts: Oh no bro, its a dread armada

dreaded dreams

to remember a dream you had and question how your subconscious got there. usually accompanied by either disgust, shock or disbelief.

"did i talk in my sleep?"
"Yeah you mumbled some about Mrs Gilley being superhot and nice. Mrs Gilley is the least popular teacher. Then you asked your mom if you can go to prom with her"
"Fuck. I had one of those dreaded dreams."

white girl dreads

A white woman who embraces black culture by taking 4 Jamaican BBC’s at once while a steel drum player goes ham.

“Man I had this bitch with white girl dreads apologizing for her ancestors while I beat that shit up”