woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.

woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no

206👍 87👎

Peugeot driver

Somebody who is a awful driver who cannot handle the pressure of a double mini roundabout or go round a corner without leaving the road, Peugeot drivers are also people who call all other road users ‘maniacs’ or ‘yobos’ For no reason what so ever

‘Oh no James, it’s a double mini roundabout, why is that maniac beeping at me’.
A Peugeot driver is somebody who has poor driving standards and a lack of spacial awareness.

10👍 1👎

luas drivers

cheeky cunts who want more money even though they did a 7 week course to get a job

those fucking luas drivers are on strike again

mr driver

a loud teacher thats senstive and hates sloppy things and hates jayden very much

mr driver - HEY TOBAR SIT DOWN

Nazi Driver

People who control the car's utilities (radio, air-conditioner's, heater's etc..) because they are in the drivers seat.

Nazi drivers also do not take directions from any-one regardless of it being a faster route.

"It's cold, can you raise the heat?"

"NIEN!"

*wispers--Nazi Driver*

Rally Drivers

People with so much balls it weighs down the car.

The rally drivers are extremely talented

Hile-Driver

a sex act that includes pounding your partner with great force from a vertical standing position.

Man, I am going to give her Hile-driver tonight!

4👍 1👎