Drunk Savant

A phenomenon in which someone actually becomes more intelligent and coherent when he becomes drunk, often spewing direct quotes and sources that he could never cite when sober.

John: Wow, I had no idea Sam was so smart, he was quoting whole speeches from Shakespeare last night.

Ralph: Dude, Sam was totally wasted last night, he's a complete drunk savant.

kozee drunk

A level of drunkenness after 8 everclear shots in which urination takes place in the shower with an abundance of open stalls and cellular devices replace alcohol in the fridge. This level of drunkenness usually involves lack of memory, MIC's, and a great story to tell everybody.

Bro, your pissing in the shower?! You must be kozee drunk!

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Blood drunk

n. a state in which an individual becomes intoxicated with rage, rendering his enemy fucked up beyond all recognition.

"Christ on a cracker! Steve just shanked Pete seventeen times in the face!"

"Dude, back the fuck away- Steve is blood drunk"

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dick drunk

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

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Anal-drunk

Being so drunk that anything seems ok, even analsex. It is relevant for both males and females. (As males can be as drunk too.)

Brian: Damn, Marte was so drunk last night that she agreed to have analsex.
Dave: Its great when your girl is Anal-drunk.

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Sims drunk

When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.

Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”

dick drunk

After having too multiple orgasms, female experiences the same effects of being heavily drunk; can't feel your legs, can't walk straight, not thinking straight. If you have pressed the right button she will be twitching with pleasure.

Her condition after you have Fucked Her Brains Out.

In Japanese hentais or mangas, the term is "ahegao".

I said female simply because they have a biological functions of having multiple orgasm.

Girl1 : So how did it go last night?
Girl2 : He fucked my brains out and got me dick drunk
Girl1 : You're Kidding
Girl2 : Im drinking from coffee . . . . .from a empty coffee mug

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