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a varation of the rusty trombone where while the girl is giving the rim job said male farts in her mouth puffing her cheeks out like dizzy gillespie
tammy gave timmy the duty gillespie
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When a guy puts on a strap-on dildo and proceeds to fuck a girl in both holes at the same time. The strap-on dildo must go above the real penis.
True Double Duty is pulled off when the dildo is in the vagina and the penis is in the anus when the girl is on her back.
Philip "I took this really awesome girl home from the bar last night."
Jeffery "Ohh yea? Why was she awesome?"
Philip "She let me go double duty on her. She loved it!"
Jeffery "That is awesome."
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While a man is doing a woman (any position) and she opens her mouth to moan from the hot sex your friend hiding in the other room enters and sneaks up and poops in her mouth, thus the "Call" of duty.
Oh, man, while boning Jessica last night, Steve came in and hella gave her a Call of Duty when she was calling out my name.
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When a guy says he plays this game, it's a red-flag. Tells me he's a douche and doesn't have enough time to even call their girlfriend for 5 minutes even though he'll stay up til 4 am playing. If you're getting laid, you might wanna check up on your girl. COD > Sex with hot gf? I don't think so.
gf: "Hey! wanna call me and tell me goodnight really quick?"
bf: "Yeah one sec."
gf: "Alright awesome :)"
3 hours later....
gf: "Ummm... you never called me."
bf: "Oh, I was playing Call Of Duty, hence why I never called."
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the word " cum of duty " is a slang term used to back up the well known fact that :" your a chronic masterbater if u play Call Of Duty online"
- " ohh dude i was playing cum of duty last night and forgot to clean up "
- "i put a poster of jessica alba above my t.v while im playing cum of duty"
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A hot, very attractive boy who plays Günther Hessenheffer on Shake It Up. Also Young Jacob in Lost. He's 5''8 and born May 12, 1995 at 2:22 am on a Friday. He plays guitar and has two younger sisters, Jessica and Rebecca. His twitter is kentonjduty. He's also very yummy when he wears a fedora. His catchphrase is "Hello Bay-Bee!!"
Girl 1: Why is Bruno Mars wearing a fedora your phone backround?
Girl 2: *facepalm* It's not Bruno Mars! It's Kenton Duty!
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spending time with your girlfriend
you wanna hang out?" " no sorry man... i'm on bitch duty
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