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dylan

will pay full attention to u until he gets all worped up in his own little thing that he believes to be a career, but really is not just a kid with a big dick thinking he gunna be a professional ... but really may not be.

dylan is that guy that people think is so small, but in reality is huge.

by a true alexys June 8, 2010

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dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.

Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.

by Undetale September 4, 2019


Dylaned

When one is forcefully slammed against a wall and made out with without prior consent.

Party guest: "DAMN! That bitch just got Dylaned!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"

by Tatty Daddy May 11, 2013


Dylan

A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes

Dylan is awesome

by The 2k goat June 7, 2017


Dylan

A guy who can be very childish at times but is also very loyal when with the right people. He is hot, usually tall, dark hair, brown or green eyes and he has amazing eyes. He is often misunderstood but just needs to find the right partner who will accept him. An ideal match for a dylan is a tall sexy brunette. This will be a lasting relationship if they both give it a chance.

Blonde girl: Did you hear what that asshole Dylan did this time?
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine

by thetruthisherebiatchhh June 20, 2019


Dylan

A goofy nut job who has no idea when to stop being annoying, but even though he's annoying he still has some self control. He can become sad for no reason at some times, knows when to put his foot down and keeps you entertained pretty much 24/7.

Person 1: You see how annoying Dylan was the other day
Person 2: Yeah but you gotta admit hes pretty funny and entertaining
Person 1: yeah you're right!

by Bigbitchbarry March 6, 2022


Dylan

Dylan is one of sweetest guys ever. He is a guy who actually cares about your feelings. If you come across a Dylan, marry that man.

yooo Dylan is so sweet

by RemyTheRat April 9, 2020