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When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.
After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...
A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.
Difficulty Rating - 11/10
Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."
silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals
“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”
When three individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, participate in a sexual activity whilst each individual holds their hands together palm to palm above their head. Each persons hands must remain above their heads for the duration of the activity.
Joakim: dude my arms are tired
Ricky: whys that?
Joakim: Egyptian Tag Team
Ricky: that make sense
Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.
That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.
Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.
Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.
1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand
sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!
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