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A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.
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Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."
When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.
After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...
silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals
“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”
Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.
Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.
When three individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, participate in a sexual activity whilst each individual holds their hands together palm to palm above their head. Each persons hands must remain above their heads for the duration of the activity.
Joakim: dude my arms are tired
Ricky: whys that?
Joakim: Egyptian Tag Team
Ricky: that make sense
Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.
That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.
1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand
sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!
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