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When two people bump elbows with eachother while simultaneously yelling "elbow blast!"
Becca: nice job!
Elliese: thanks nice job too!
Both: elbow blast!
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When you reach over to grab a girls beverage to pour her another drink or grab your own drink across the bar and gently graze the girls tits with your elbow (you can use the back of the hand for extra points).
A girl is at a party and has an empty glass in front of her. You offer to get her another drink and as you reach over to grab her glass your elbow grazes her tits.
A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.
"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"
when a woman tires while jacking off a guy
I jerked Jim so long last night I got dick elbow.
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What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.
"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All I want to see is elbows and assholes people!"
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The only parts of your body that should be seen by your boss when he or she walks by to give the appearance that you are actually working. Scrub that floor. Asses and elbows baby.
Oh yeah, you'll see when you gotta get a job. Then it's asses and elbows baby, asses and elbows!
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An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.
"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"
With thanks to Steve.
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