Ellen Crab

18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.

she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.

spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)

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rae ellen

White bitch who wishes she was brown

Susan is such a Rae Ellen.

Mrs. Ellen

What you call someone who teaches at a school that her child is at.

"Mrs. Ellen was the sub today so we didn't do much."

The Ellen Effect

The idea that if you so much as dance in front of a camera, it is considered a “wholesome” act and you are therefore a wholesome person. When in reality your wholesomeness is completely contrived and in real life you’re a piece of shit.

Ellen Degeneres is the most referenced of this effect based on the early theories of Adam Carolla, however The Ellen Effect has spread to every single person on Tik Tok

Hey bro did you hear about Bill Cosby?
Yeah but I’m not surprised at all.

What do you mean?
The Ellen Effect man. Cosby was always dancing to hide the fact he maliciously raped women.

ellen mayo

if you say it fast enough, it sounds like you're saying lmao. used instead of lmao.

oh my gosh i didn't mean to send that on here! ellen mayo

Ellen DeGeneres

A gay girl who should not still be on TV due to being a faggot and will never be as good as Oprah Winfrey. Nobody likes her except jews, snowflakes, and Donald Trump haters.

Oh look, it's that horrible lesbian Ellen DeGeneres.

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Ellen Pomphobic

The act of being terrified of Ellen Pompeo.

friend: Do you like Ellen Pompeo?
me: No, I’m Ellen Pomphobic.

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