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When someone has a small dick it's as small as Elmo's fingers
Hey I heard Chad Gaston has a Elmo finger! Oh yea that's what we've all heard!
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The after effects of receiving a blow job from a girl wearing red lipstick, shading the penis red.
Jerry received a bad case of elmo dick from Tina because she wanted to show off her new cherry red lipstick.
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a person who is or was a closeted homosexual
Damn i didn't know tim was a blue elmo
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The player who, having used red gas in guild wars, resulted in a team loss.
We were set up for a perfect score, but them Hoyt went and pulled a Red Elmo
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they're red, they're fluffy, always revolving and looking constantly suprised.
the have a remarkable degree of innocence about them yet some people twist the meaning into something somewhat rude.
they have an amazing resemblence to gaz's balls
and can be found on msn if the image has been sent to you
elmo balls are somethine to be shared.
1)"aw the elmo balls are happy"
2)"you can play with the elmo balls"
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The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.
While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.
There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!
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pretty much a kid or adult that is hell'a ugly and deformed, basically this person looks like a human version Elmo.
Liam: Hi
Pete: eww, what the hells wrong with your face, you look like Elmo's Brother
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