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As the head of the United Kingdom, England is considered many things. They are the U.S.'s greatest ally, which is good. They produce great actors and writers. They just need to learn when to drop useless traditions such as the social puppet Queen Elizabeth, who is basically the centre of all Anglophilia(except for the fact that she chooses the Prime Minister), and the fact that everyone can be on line for the throne but Catholics because they fear the Papacy and its filthy Papists (like me, so I guess I cannot be King
:( ). They also need to give back the land they invaded across the sea and to the north and west. Also, like everywhere else on the British Isles, the weather is beautiful with rain and fog.
I went to England for a scone.
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England is a very cultured nation- it gave birth to treasures such as Tesco bundles,roadmen and Blackpool Grime Media, which brings us to the thing England is recognized for... musical genius! Examples include:
Yo, yes, light the bifta,I'm gonna rape your little sister- Little T
Your dad ain't even your dad, and I know that cause trust its mad- Sophie Aspin
It's CallyManSam, CallyMan, CallyMan, CallyManSam- CallyManSam
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes, by the way that you got a big nose- Little T
Got murked by Little T now you're getting murked by me, you shagged bare lads, you're a little sket- Millie B
I'll send yer arse from England to Murica with me mandem, innit fam
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England is a city where a very popular youtuber lives.
Seth: yo bro what is england??
Lauren jauregui: england is nick cromptons city, ITS EVERYDAY BRO *dank meme sirens*
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England ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ is a place with people that think theyโre rock solid and wander around the street with knives. Everybody that thinks weโre super fancy is wrong we like our tea but not to the extent you put it at. There are a lot of gangs that smoke 20 packs per day
Oรญ bruv wag wan you pieces of crap give me your lighter naw fam I need to light this fag
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Golly gosh lovely weather we are having. Fancy a spot of tea.
England is the most chant place ever
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A city in the county of the United Kingdom, which is located in the state of Europe. Famously referenced by Fuckboy Nick Crompton.
Nick Crompton: England is my city, and if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty.
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