The Torrance Exit

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.

Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.

"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"

Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

cuban exit

Is when you depart before it starts without telling anyone.

Man, you really pulled a cuban exit last night. One moment you were helping with the chairs and then nothing.

noisy exit

When a person losing an online argument announces they're leaving the argument because they don't argue with people online.

She made a noisy exit by saying "I am out. I don't argue online," after defending her posts with anecdotes and personal incredulity.

Pulaski exit

A blowjob that results in gagging and violate vomiting

I gave cindy quite the pulaski exit last night

French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)

He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'

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