exit grenade

1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly

2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.

jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...

...i have done the research woman!

...your breast milk is NOT gross!

...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."

flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"

jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."

flight attendant - "sir!"

wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."

jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."

Exit Ramp

Making an undesired phone call out of obligation with a hard stop that limits the duration.

"I always call my parents when I take the last exit ramp before my house, it gives me five minutes before I pull into the drive"

Exit Music

A Doki Doki Literature Club mod inspired by the Radiohead song called "Exit Music". In the mod, the main character has to save Natsuki from her abusive dad but ultimately ends up failing.

Person 1: Did you play that DDLC mod Exit Music?
Person 2: Yeah, it was really sad!

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Exit Humus

To vehemently insist you are right about something, only to discover you are shamefully wrong.

From Hebrew: יצאת חומוס

you: Listen, I know Pam did Playboy a few times, but that does not mean she has a sex tape.

them: but..

you: Dude. No f'ing way!

them: See Wikipedia for Pam Anderson

you: mm. ok.

(you exit humus)

noisy exit

When a person losing an online argument announces they're leaving the argument because they don't argue with people online.

She made a noisy exit by saying "I am out. I don't argue online," after defending her posts with anecdotes and personal incredulity.

Pulaski exit

A blowjob that results in gagging and violate vomiting

I gave cindy quite the pulaski exit last night

French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)

He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'

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