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Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!
Someone described as a stupid person. Very stupid.
???: you Eyeball Creature! You tried to snatch my Enderman Doll.
Becky: I didn’t mean to..
When a sad song comes on right after you make a big decision you were unsure about.
Bruh, Spotify has totally been dropping the eyeball on me lately! I just blocked Jason last week and Afire Love came on just like that!
when someone is a sexual sadist with unusual desires, they will ask you to pee in thier eyeball
Vidushi asks people to "pee in my eyeball "
“Xariyah (Xari’s Eyeball) is a buttface.”
When someone has had so many drugs they look at you like they're from another planet.
Did you see Sean's pupils? Proper UFO eyeballs. What's he on?