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What was once a beautiful social networking site,
until Mark Zuckerberg changed the layout, not once, (the first time was bad enough) but TWICE.
Most facebook users were starting to get used to the "New Facebook," and then out of nowhere, they changed it again.
The new homepage is very crowded, and it tells us information about other people that we don't even want to know.
There are over 1000 Anti-facebook groups, and over 50 million users in those groups.
The general message:
WE HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK.
You wake up.
It's a sunny 2008 summer. You log onto facebook, and at the top of your screen, it says:
"Soon, the new facebook will be the only facebook. try it now!"
Your thinking- "WTF?"
Then it happens.
There are reactions almost immediatley, and when you click on the group application, all you can see is:
PETITION AGAINST THE NEW FACEBOOK!
1,000,000 STRONG AGAINST THE NEW FACEBOOK!
THE NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!
CHANGE THE FACEBOOK BACK!
WE WANT THE OLD FACEBOOK BACK!
and so on.
But, eventually, I think most people got used to the new facebook. Everyone still misses the OLD facebook, but we had to adjust.
A couple months later.......
"There will be a new home page coming soon"
Your thinking- "WTF? AGAIN?"
Then it happens. AGAIN.
This new home page is something different- absolutely cluttered with advertisements and useless information that we don't want to know. The home page is full of other people's wall to walls, status updates, and so on. We can barely tell what is what!
Then you click on your profile, hoping they didn't change the profile layout.
and guess what.
THEY DID.
It's just disastrous, what have they done this time?
they've combined the statuses, with the wall posts, with everything else you did.
YOU CAN BARELY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR OWN STATUS AND OTHER PEOPLE'S WALL POSTS!
Mark Zuckerberg has destroyed Facebook.
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Some stupid community site that is slow as shit. Pretty much like any other community site where you can - upload pics, setup a profile, etc etc - it gives you such features though like becoming a fan of actors, musicians, etc and joining groups. theres a ton of useless shit on there like applications that overload the servers and make the site slow as f***ing shit, by the time a page loads a snail already made it across the border. FACEBOOK DELETE THE USELESS APPS AND ALL THAT STUPID SHIT YOUR LOSING USERS.
i hate facebook its the slowest site in the world. one of the reasons my friend broke his computer. f*** facebook
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A highly addictive time-waster, usually used by older people to track their prey.
"I...I was on facebook, where he told me he just wanted to be friends..." Said Billy after the rape.
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(n) The opposite of productivity, marked by an excessive use of facebook.
Man, I have a ton of homework to do... time for less facebookivity.
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An addicting website for people in high school and up where stalkers tend to reside due to the massive amounts of information about a person that can be found on a persons page
warning:parents and other unwanted family members tend to like this website also and may find and add you
Gigi:omfg!! i found that really hot guy from class on facebook last night!! I also got his number, email, and screen name
Naomi:omg dude! thats awesome!!
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Being on www.facebook.com all day at work, after work, before work, during sleep, while taking a dump, at school.
Synonyms: myspacing, hi5ing, friendstering
1. Sorry boss, I couldn't finish the assignment cause I was busy facebooking all day.
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1) noun; An online network for college students and faculty at certain universities. A student can create his/her own profile which may include a picture, highschool background, interests, and classes. A facebook member can create a friend network of other members on facebook, as well as join or make any facebook groups he/she desires.
2) verb; It can be used in any tense, referring to the action one does when one uses the facebook.
1) Dude, that chick's on the facebook!
2) Mm-mm, girlfriend. I ain't meetin' nobody I don't know off that facebook.
3) Aaah! I need to facebook!
4) Becky, have you facebooked lately?
5) Hey, sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called - I was facebooking.
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