When someone's Myspace pictures are way hotter than they are.
Guy #1: *looking at a girl's Myspace profile* Damn, she's fine!
Guy #2: Sorry mate, that's just some false advertising.
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1.Buying into the illusion that you're content with someone or something in hopes that eventually you really will be. 2. Using someone as "false motivation" in a relationship, hoping they will make you happy so that you don't have to deal with your own reality.
He was trying to escape his demons, using false motivation in hopes that she would silence them.
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When a man pretends to be gay but still loves getting the dick
So Brett's "false bottom" ass was at the club pretending he wasn't looking to get dicked down
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This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.
Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!
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A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.
I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.
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The presentation of misleading information influencing an audience towards a particular cause!
"I heard on the news that kids with hoodies are dangerous"
"It's all lies and false propaganda"
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A crappy mallcore excuse for metal. False metal is commonly listened to wannabee teens who think it's so BR000TAL. It is commonly misclassified as "extreme metal" when it is just poser music, not even real metal. Examples are Suicide Silence and Cradle of Filth.
scene kid: z0mg ss aND c0f r soo br00tal extreem medal!!
Real metal head: No, that's called false metal or poser music. Go back to hot topic.
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