FAP

fast action participation

FAP at work. Everyone is FAPPING at work

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Fap

fap - a code word used to masturbate usually used by males.

me and my friends have started using this word recently since we heard of its meaning.

we use it as part of a scale of how far someone has 'gone' with a girl.

gandered - kissing
fap - petting
pwned - intercourse

Alfie: pwned her yet then?
Adam: nah just fapped, and gandered.
Alfie:k

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Fap

This is when an old man tries to masturbate but he is so old that his erection is still floppy.

Grandad is shaking his flacid penis.. oh wait, he is fapping.

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fap

Also see faptastic.

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fap

In the positive sense: To excessively want or talk about something

In the negative sense: Referring to something that someone has overly tinkered with, talked about or added to.

Positive Sense:
Person 1: I'm fapping so hard for Final Fantasy XXII

Negative Sense:
Person 1: ... And it's got 30 wing mirrors and 36 12 inch subwoofers and 11 wheels...
Person 2: omfg seriously. Your car is such a fap.

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Also Facebook Applications Phenomenon - Usually refers to the annoying practice of spamming everyone you know on Facebook. With endless Facebook Applications such as Farmville, Friend For The Day. My Family, iHeart, and much, much more, it is common for a newbie to become a FAP troll. Most experienced Facebook users just block the app or apps and wait patiently for new users to learn the ropes rather than insult the neophyte by pointing out their garish behavior.

(1) Wait awhile before you fbf Sharon...she's still in FAP mode.

(2) I just block all the FAP spam so I don't have to deal with it.

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Fap

the act of whipping your balls onto someone else's body

yo guy i was fucking my gf and my balls fapped her ass till it turned red

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