chocolate feast

(Verb) Gang rape by a group of African-American males

Person who haveth been gangraped: Dude something happened
Other person: What?
Person who haveth been gangraped: I got chocolate feasted by 5 guys

Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.

-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!

feast 4 all

When a person's body (usually a woman) is being occupied by the maximum limit of people 3 or more eating her out or fucking her

Oh I just cant wait for tonight's feast 4 all! She is going to be fully loaded

Friday Feast

The a delicious microwaved feast had every Friday. Each feast has a different cuisine or theme for example one Friday could be Mexican and the next could be the color red. But no matter what the theme is, there will always be garlic bread in said feast. Part of the ritual of a Friday Feast is to trash the area in which the feast has been had, and leave as quickly as possible so that no blame can be thrown.

ME: "I can't wait for our Friday Feast tomorrow"
YOU:"Wait you're bringing the garlic bread right?"
ME:"Yep"

Far east feast

A feast in which you order exorbitant amounts of take out food from a restaurant serving any sort of far eastern food (i.e. Chinese, sushi, Turkish, Indian). Amount of food must exceed that of a normal serving for one person and is not limited in size. Multiple types of cuisine may also be ordered for the same feast.

I'm so hungry! What do you want for dinner?

How about sushi?

Let's make it a far east feast and get sushi and Chinese food!

moroccan feast

When you use natural camel spit as lube before you eat that girls pussy til theres nothing left

Dude Owen had a full on moroccan feast last night

Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you

Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel