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1. a simp for Jesus, very Catholic maybe too much. Probably very overbearing to talk to.
2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
Son: Father, I think I've developed a fetish for our only Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?
Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!
Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
A platonic fetish is when you get excited by something in a non-sexual manner. Examples include oddly satisfying videos, pimple popping, and fandoms.
Did you see the latest Dr. Pimple Popper vid?
Of course, bro. That shit's my platonic fetish.
You talk a lot about stomachaches and vomiting. You into that kind of stuff?
It's my platonic fetish. I'm obsessed with it but it doesn't turn me on.
A fire fetish is the fetish of someone who gets aroused by the thought or act of performing sexual acts near, around, or engulfed in fire.
Mary: How do you go about your fire fetish?
Tim: It's mostly fantasy, but sometimes it involves candles and fireplaces to aid the mood of the room.
noun.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.
Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"
Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"
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A tongue fetish is a fascination with tongues. You like the length, width, and anything else involved with it.
I have a tongue fetish
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Girl who is capable of fulfilling a mans fetish whether it be good or weird.
1. Man your sister looks like a fetish girl.
2. Dude, Tiffany is a fetish girl.
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A nose fetish is having an extreme liking for noses, either mearly their appearance or the feel of them as well. Both girls and guys can find different shapes of noses particularly apealing.
~ Nose Fetish in action ~
...........
Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?
Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."
Craig: "...WHAT??!?"
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