figure it put

Someone says this if they are madly in love with you and obsessed

I’m really figure it put to this girl

dynamic figure

Some say he's often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He woos women with sensuous and godlike trombone playing. He cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He knows the exact location of every item in the supermarket. The man, the myth, the legend.
A college application essay titled "I am a dynamic figure", by Hugh Gallagher, written in 1989.

Example: "Hugh Gallagher gave a completely factual account of his lived experience in his college application essay and should be known as a dynamic figure."

go figure

Used as an expression of confusion. It is used to state that you do not understand a particular situation or they way a person is acting.

Bearded John: I am actually a woman.
Fred: Go figure!

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Figure Eight

Someone that has fucked your mom.

He´s such a figure eight

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Figure 8

Similar to the "69" sexual position, the Figure 8 (or Ate) occurs when the participants forgo the genitals and perform oral sex on each other's anuses. This move requires a further bending of the neck and a touching of the stomaches resulting in a figure 8 position of the bodies.

Friend 1: "Dude you got totally twisted last night!"
Friend 2: "Yeah man that butt was looking so right I had to taste it. She returned the favor too - we was all Figure 8."

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7 figures

a lot of fuckin money

i got 7 figures in my ass hole said Caleb the goat

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Go figure

A slang phrase used only in the United States of America, short for "go and figure that out". It is typically only used in speech, and is an attempt to ridicule the previous thing they said. In fact, all it does is indicate that the person is both ignorant and stupid.

"In Russia, they actually like to drink vodka. Go figure."

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