dynamic figure

Some say he's often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He woos women with sensuous and godlike trombone playing. He cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He knows the exact location of every item in the supermarket. The man, the myth, the legend.
A college application essay titled "I am a dynamic figure", by Hugh Gallagher, written in 1989.

Example: "Hugh Gallagher gave a completely factual account of his lived experience in his college application essay and should be known as a dynamic figure."

Action Figure

A doll that’s marcketed towards boys

An action figure is a doll, fucking get over it sexist 8 year olds.

Action Figure

A doll for boys (and sometimes even grown men, no joke). Don't ever let anyone try to fool you that action figures aren't dolls. There's no real difference besides the title.

"I'm looking for a Han Solo Action Figure"
"Oh so you're an adult who plays with dolls huh?"
"I SAID ACTION FIGURE!!! IT'S NOT A DOLL!!!!!"
"Okay, would you also like a Princess Leia doll to go with Han?"
"STFU!!!!!!"

go figure

Used as an expression of confusion. It is used to state that you do not understand a particular situation or they way a person is acting.

Bearded John: I am actually a woman.
Fred: Go figure!

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Figure Eight

Someone that has fucked your mom.

He´s such a figure eight

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Figure 8

Similar to the "69" sexual position, the Figure 8 (or Ate) occurs when the participants forgo the genitals and perform oral sex on each other's anuses. This move requires a further bending of the neck and a touching of the stomaches resulting in a figure 8 position of the bodies.

Friend 1: "Dude you got totally twisted last night!"
Friend 2: "Yeah man that butt was looking so right I had to taste it. She returned the favor too - we was all Figure 8."

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7 figures

a lot of fuckin money

i got 7 figures in my ass hole said Caleb the goat

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