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n, the act of the recipient of anal sex farting while a penis is inside their anus.
Sam: I finally got to fuck Shelley in her ass last night.
Fred: Good work, how was it?
Sam: Great, until she dropped ass on my cock.
Fred: Classic Philadelphia Flapjack!
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The sexual act of standing on your lover's upper thighs as they sit up against a wall. Then sliding your feet backwards as you slide down past your partners genitalia, stopping as the mouth approaches the genitalia of your partner.
-Guy 1) Katie enjoys Israeli Flapjacking tons of dude.
-Guy 2) Dude I know! She Israeli Flapjacks like a champ!!
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The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)
I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.
Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?
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When you're fuckin' a chick in the butt from behind and she grabs your sack-skin and uses it to rub her junk and get herself off.
That chick Bianca LOVES to give herself a Panhandle Flapjack when she's gettin' railed in the ass.
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to take someone's backpack and take out alll its contents then proceed to put the backpack inside out then put the contents back in. also to make it extra fun you can place the flapjacked backpack in a nearby garbage bin. 9 out of 10 times the person who got flapjacked will be pissed to the max.
today, me and zach flapjacked cindys backpack while she was in the bathroom. she was so pissed as we watched her from the window angrily putting her backpack back together
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(noun) A soggy pancake that has been thrown at a wall (and sticks to it).
God, look at all the flapjacks in her living room. I wonder how much batter that took.
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The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.
Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌