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When a girl takes a piss and she doesn't wipe so her pussy is still wet. Then the guy fucks her like that:)
Nicole pulled a Flappy Wet Bird on Mike last night.....he said she was dripping everywhere
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flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.
i have been diagnosed with flappy bird syndrome
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Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber Turd received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she really is!
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When you are playing flappy bird and you are getting extremely frustrated because you can't get past the first pipe.
A: man what are you freaking at your phone for
B: dude I'm in a flappy bird slump
A hooker (or stripper) that shakes her feet and wears tassels.
"Are you really going to go to Vegas so some Flappy girl can dance all over you?"
"OMG Becky! Look at that flappy girl dancing at the fish tank"
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Proper designation for a spouse or a partner who, as soon as you are out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30 late-night visitors to Plaintiff's penthouse when Plaintiff was away or out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market...."
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Yet another term for a female vagina
Goeff , 'U'rite m8 how'd it go with your bird last night?'
Trent , ''Great, I took it up a few gears and shafted her flappy paddle gearbox.'
Bob , 'Noice'
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