A "dick-fold" (n) is a person who wrongly assumes he is superior to others, and thus tends to be unbearably arrogant and self-regarding, treating colleagues, employees, and companions with contempt.
The term is most often used to describe a person in a position of power; an employer.
It derives from the name of the former CEO of Lehamnn Brothers, Dick Fuld, a man famous for his bloated ego, whose hubris led to the collapse of the fourth largest investment bank in the USA, triggering a global recession in 2008.
Example 1:
"Our new boss has installed a private elevator so that he doesn't have to inadvertently bump into us whilst at work. He's such a dick-fold."
Example 2:
"My supervisor said he didn't have time to meet me because he had 'better things to do' - the dick-fold."
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1. An abbreviated slang term that means "pussy fold."
2. A street term referring to a woman's vagina.
3. A term referring to the pattern that a vagina resembles, as if it were "folded."
4. Referring to the "pussy fold," as in the shape or resemblence of a woman's vagina, wherein the "lips" appear to be folded.
Her P-fold looks like cabbage!
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A very VERY fabulous alternative piano rocker whose new album, Songs For Silverman, is completely and TOTALLY amazing. He has been called our generation's Elton John - but I think he's better, personally.
Ben Folds songs that everyone should download:
Gracie
Landed
There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
Zak and Sara
Gone
and, well, every other Ben Folds song out there.
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How one might type the phrase, "fucking cold" in order to defeat the inbuilt censor found on many online BBSs and fora (the correct pluralisation of the word forum) or to throw your parents for a loop when text messaging them.
It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."
{On an SMS text session}
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kฤt fลซd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!
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Ben Folds was born in North Carolina (contrary to other definitions) and has been creating (and performing on piano) original music since his first single, Jackson Cannery with Ben Folds Five. During his span in the late nineties, he released three albums (where he popularized his use of percussion with the piano) with his band Ben Folds Five, a trio, featuring Robert Sledge, Darren Jessee, and himself. His most popular song, on the album Whatever and Ever Amen, was Brick. The band broke up after their third album (The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner), and that is when he released his first solo album, Rockin' the Suburbs, featuring him on drums, guitar, bass, and piano. During his break from the Ben Folds Five, he played with a group called the Bens, where he played with Ben Kweller and Ben Lee. From there he composed his next albums, Supersunnyspeedgraphics LP, Songs for Silverman and Way to Normal, which seemed subpar to many Ben Folds fans. He keeps creating music, and is most widely known for his improv stint on Chatroulette and his comedic Dr Dre cover of Bitches Ain't Shit. He is often criticized for his lack of vibrato and pitchy voice.
Fan: Do you know who Ben Folds is?
Nonfan: No.
Fan: Do you know the Chatroulette guy is?
Nonfan: Yeah.
Fan: *facepalm*
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A sexual act by a woman to a man that uses excess skin to mimic the act of vaginal intercourse.
She's kinda fat and doedn't want to lose her virginity so she gives me fold jobs all the time.
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When you make a sandwich with one piece of bread and you fold it over itself to close it
I wasn't that hungry so I made a fold over.
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