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Another word used commonly by a brether. Inspired by the ubiquitous Mr. Giri.
Denotes complete and utter failure.
Being useless at something.
Giri: You people are capable of writing Supreme Court judgements, but when it comes to BU exams. Fail!
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A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.
Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.
In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.
When someone attempts a ridiculous /impossible feat while being videotaped, with the hopes of creating a viral fail video.
"Hey dude...get your phone and film me riding this pogo stick on that coffee table"
"What? ... thats ghey dude...your totally fail baiting"
Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion
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A fail that is so extreme, that it tests the very fabric of nature, religious beliefs, technological advancements, and the origins of life as we know it. The 11th commandment should have been "Thou Shall Not Take Part in Giga Fails." This is how extreme a Giga Fail is.
"That fugly chick who bought me this poster is a Giga Fail."
"The fact that you were born is a Giga Fail in itself."
"Your skills at cooking bacon is a Giga Fail."
1. Acting like a complete douchebag in a way only possible on Facebook. This might involve relatively innocuous things like Facebook stalking or being a Facebook whore, or it might be a little more obnoxious, like telling Friend A that you can't go out on Saturday night and then posting tons of pictures from Friend B's party the next morning.
2. The innate quality of Facebook that inspires this sort of behavior.
"Why does his ex-girlfriend keep writing cute little posts on his wall? Do you think they've still got something going on?"
"Honey, don't worry about it. It's just Facebook fail."
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When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"
*Silence....*
Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."
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