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tv party

When a bunch of guys come over to one guy's house and they eat that guy's food, drink his booze, and watch TV. They don't even have to like what they watch seeing how all the dudes will just say sarcastic and funny comments while they watch. This is the most sacred way with bonding with your fellow man.

TV Party is a song by the legendary punk band, Black Flag.

TV Party is to guys as giving each other a manicures is to girls.

by That one fool August 18, 2007

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Mad tv

The show that will be playing on a non-stop loop for eternity when you get to Hell.

Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"

by Hank McDizzleson January 19, 2009

311๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


trash tv

TV programmes of the worst quality

This show is nothing but a trash TV show.

by mogbrigb September 30, 2015

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


reality TV

A really stupid idea those fuckshots from FOX decided to develop.

Guy #1: Did you see that new reality TV show on Fox last night?
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!

by Hextacy July 5, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


daytime tv

EVIL, what the house-wives watch, clearly the reason for the brainwashed people in this country.

infomericals on daytime tv make me feel fat.

by stray April 16, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trump TV

Evolution of the word "news". Once "news" was about global events and noteworthy happenings. Now, "news" broadcasts are related to a crazy person's tweets and seeing which celebrity that he's fighting with now.

1: I was watching Trump TV the other day and heard Madonna making some ridiculous statements about blowing up the Whiskey Hotel.

2: Did you see on Trump TV that someone showed him how to make an "Executive Order" . Sources indicate that he's going to ban any language other than "American" .

by 500lbs ice cream enthusiast January 28, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


TV Series

A way to incapacitate a human for about 5 days.

Steve decided to watch an entire TV series on Netflix. It's been a week, and he just stopped watching

by Nintendium-chan November 14, 2014

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