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emo;<i> masculine:</i> it is boys who wear womens jeans, sport a backward mullet (aka emo hair)dyed black and question their sexuality whilst litening to any form of emotional (deep or shallow, generally involving heartbreak), tear inducing, heroin shooting (or pretending/appearing to others to do hard drugs), thick glasses and saucony wearing to support the crazy midset of their narcissistic/self loathing (somehow?) selves in order, of course, to get laid by the opposite sex (whilst still questioning, usually outloud, their homosexuality)
emo: <i>feminine</i> girls who have decided that dressing in the female version of the emo boy style will get them some wang of the opposite sex. Female emo people generally have black bobs and short bangs, such as in the French indie film, Amelie and spend their time not crying over emo music, but the emo boy from which they are estranged due to a) drugs b) sexuality issues c) his band d) impotency due to serious depression due to emo music.
Example: Connor Oberst, whilsts still considered indie rock has become poster child for sad boys with the same haircut.
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PESTS, walking STI's garenteed (Y) standard
st peters sixth form lads: wanna watch a film - real meaning wanna come mine to shag.
'likes' you, picks you up in there cars gets what they want pie you.
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Basically, an anything-goes brawl where people try to kill each other. The victims of death normally find a way to come back to life, wether through regeneration, necromancy, etc.
Popular weapons used include the black hole, bat, gun, and tank.
* Gorveg puts scythe into Corporal Eschebone's back
* Corporal_Eschebone 's clone drives a tank over Gorveg
* Corporal_Eschebone 's clone launches a wordDGSM/word at Gorveg to insure he is not resurrected in this dimension
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When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.
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It means your dad accidently drop milk form there then your dad DISAPPEAR! thats why seek form doors femboy had cuucucum
Mama im a criminal oh he went to Seek form Doors Femboy Factory
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The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.
Who's that?
My big fat cock in human form.
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Gargoyles are the ancient, dreadful beings that lurk on balconies, usually above pools or hot tubs, looking down on unsuspecting prey. They are also known to inhabit dark corners and video rooms. These beings are similar to their heterosexual cousins known as creeper.
Defenses: The normal defense against gargoyles is a loud verbal acknowledgement of their existence (i.e. Creep, Weirdo, One step closer and I smack your dentures out, etc.) On occasion, over time, a gargoyle will become immune to the verbal acknowledgements and venture down to the pool or deck level. (Tier 1 Gargoyle). In these cases the best defense is to move quickly from the area as they are slow and can’t catch up without blowing a hip out.
Gargoyle (Gay Human Form), gargoyle, weirdo, freak, creeper, old fart
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