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A Sex Position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. Two of the men fuck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren't touching the ground. Then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.
Yo that midget girl got wheel of fortuned.
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An extremly stupid/retarded - albeit by choice - group of associates who practise extreme drinking, getting stoned, eating ridiculas concoctions of food, acting silly or all of the above to the background of overly loud, great music at any time of day or night, weekday or weekend.
Fortune dogg Egg member 1 : Brruupp!!! Oi you clegnuts, d'ya wanna drink a crate then make fizzy wee?
Egg member 2 : Yeh, just let me finish balancing mousetraps on Egg 3's head.
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A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.
These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.
Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"
Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"
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When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.
I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.
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A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.
Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie
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a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle
Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies
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The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.
Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
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