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One of the most famous of the founding fathers. He started out as a runwaway and ended up one of the most loved people in his time. he preached early to bed early to rise but was a party animal in his time. he convinced france to send troops to america to win the revolution. he invented many things such as the franklin stove and bifocals. He also proved the lightning was electricity.
Ben Franklin is on the only man on us money that wasnt a president.
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While engaged in a sexual act, cut off the top of your girlfriends hair so she has a Ben Franklin-like haircut. Then Ejaculate on the baldspot u just made and put the hair back on. You my friend, have just done the only Ben Frnaklin
Shirley: Hey, Jerry Ben Franklind me last night
Bill: Oh my god, Gross!
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shit you can get from the taps but no they decide to put it into bottles and sell for 3 bucks. nonetheless people still buy it.
hey dude why you paying 3 bucks for 600ml of mount franklin, you can get that from the taps. better yet 3 bucks can get you 3 litres of coke.
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A move involving one dick inside another (via urethra)
"I did a Urethra Franklin, and my p-hole is now the size of my b-hole."
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A male genital piercing, see also prince albert.
Now that I have my nips pierced, the next step is a Urethra Franklin.
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When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger
I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support
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A man that has never died and will never die. Known as a god of all religons. Has the largest "male" organ ever known, trippling the size of ron jeremie's. Behind the assasination of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK. Master of his domain. Wrote both the Theory of Evoloution and Family Guy. Main advisor for Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Darth Vador, and Barack Obama. The father of "the most interesting man you will ever meet" from the Dos Equis commercials. He has his own religion and it is know as christianity. He also founded the Peace Corpse and Empire from Star Wars. Created the platipus and Man-Bear-Pig. His best friends are Kim Jong Il and himself. In the future he will be known as the leader of Robots and Computers of the Technology Revoloution in the year 3001.
Robot1: Benjeman Franklin is my leader
Athiest1: mine too
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