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Brain Freeze is getting a suddenly high-pitched ache in the upper part of the throat (Nearly in the head) because of consumming too quickly a cold drink or a cold food. The pain stays for about 30 seconds, but it's intense cold makes you feel like your brain is going into hypothermia and die.
Therefore, there is no need for Aspirin or calling 911 as it will go away soon.
Henry: Let's have a Slush drinking contest!
Bob: Alright! 3, 2, 1, DRINK!
*Both drinks like they were in need of weed*
(10 seconds later)
Henry: URRGH! MY HEAD!!!!!
Bob: Brain Freeze!!
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this is a fun game, so everyone strips down to theres skibbys(aka the least amount of clothes your willing to wear in mixed company) and you turn on the air conditionaing to freezing cold, roll down all the windows and see who lasts the longest, this is ment to be played in the cold, or you can play freeze out how i play, get into your swimsuit, and lay in the snow(prefibly during a blizzard) and see who can stand making a snow angel for the longest.
i pretty much rule at freeze out.
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The theory in which in a quadrillion years, the universe will over-expand and cause everything to freeze, that is assuming somewhere in the universe there isn't some kind of anomoly that creates matter at the same rate as the universe is expanding.
Holy shit, we'll all die in a quadrillion years! The big freeze will get us!
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When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.
Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"
Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"
1. (furry slang, rare) A furry, who is chill, non-judgemental and relaxed; opposite of burned fur
2. (furry slang, incorrect) frozen fur
My furry pal is such a freezing fur, I'm sure you'll get along just fine.
Word used in political forums to play down the lack of ability to accomplish tasks and hide the facts from the public. Made popular by President Barack Obama.
Obama: "I'm initiating a spending freeze for the FY2012 budget."
Reporter: "Then why does the budget deficit increase by 400 b-b-b-b-billion dollars?"
To utilize a push pop ice cream, for anal insertion.
"So i grabbed a flintstone push pop, stuck it to Amy's ass and gave her a Philly freeze."