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Dave the frog is the frog inside of Tom Holland’s mouth. He originated on a red carpet photo.
“Tom what is in your mouth in that photo?” “Oh that? That’s just Dave the frog.” “I’ve accepted the frog now if you don’t like me for who I am with my frog then you can go away”
A publicly correct form of "fuck's sake"
For frog's snacks Buck, Donny near lost his ciggrittes doin' his curtsy!!! Frog snacks, looks like the kart's gonna need some more 'coutrements after that appliance jump.
"this frog is ill - someone fetch the frog doctor!"
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Girl: Baby do you have protection?
Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.
Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
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When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more
Oh shit the principal is lookin like a frog squatter again...