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Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different
Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"
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A rude way to answer someone's question when you don't know what time it is
"Yo Billy know what time it is?"
"Yeah it's fuck off oclock"
The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.
Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.
Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
Tim: "...fuck off, man..."
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An annoying teacher named ms scott.
teacher: do your work!
Student :"Fuck off scott"
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the opposite of a "golden handshake".
When someone is asked to leave or made redundant with absolutely no severance, or any extra payment.
"I though we where going to negotiate my redundancy but I just got a brown fuck off"
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The show business "polite" rejection that is cleverly phrased to sound like a compliment - always said with a smile despite having the opposite intention. Also known as the Hollywood fuck-off.
Here are some L.A. fuck-offs
"Here's your card back, I'll call you."
"I really like what you're trying to do here."
"No....really, you sound great."
"No....really, your band sounds great."
"NEXT!"
"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"
"we'll call you."
etc. etc.
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When you can’t decide if you want the cunt to be quiet or to piss off
When Fitton is talking absolute bullshit in the pub, you piss him off and wind him up, he gets so angry he tells you to, “oh, shut-the-fuck-off!”
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