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The most accurate description of what a woman would call logical, from a man's point of view. What a woman thinks is logic seems totally illogical to a man, and sometimes, vica-versa. It usually leads to a dissagreement on what meaning there is to a statement. Basically any situation involving something that seems or is completely normal to you but causes conflict from people reading too much into it.

Man: Honey, do you want to try that new menu at the bar tonight? They have some nice low-fat stuff on there.
Woman: So now I'm fat am I?
Man: No! OK, if you're going all fuzzy random on me, we'll go to Maccas.

OR

Man: Let's head to the beach babe, the guys reckon it's awesome down there.
Woman: I'm not your damn trophy, do you have to parade me around in my bikini in front of the whole beach?
Man: Where the hell did that come from? Damn fuzzy-random excuse for logic you got there...

by Dr_Snapid January 2, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuzzy Watermelon

Noun. The act of spreading shaved pubic hairs on a woman's breasts (or "watermelons") after having ejaculated on them, following tittyfucking, thereby making her watermelon's fuzzy.

Christina was unable to show any cleavage this morning because she had been fuzzy watermeloned the night before.

by NomNomNomduPair March 30, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuzzy flounder

A term referring to a vagina.

I fucked her fuzzy flounder till she was blue in the face.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuzzy Door

Vagina, clit, sausage wallet, beaver teeth, silk funnel........

He spent all night Knocking on her fuzzy door.

by Dick donkey March 16, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuzzy February

For the month of February any/all men shall grow out any and all facial hair they can grow. Rules are

1. You can either shave or not shave on January 31st to start the celebration

2. no shaving the entire month

3. If you can grow a full beard, you MUST grow a full beard.

So all men embrace his new tradition that makes us all feel manly.

It is also a pre game that you can lead into March Mustache Madness with.

Brooke: James your beard is disgusting

James: I dont care its Fuzzy February



James: Dude i love fuzzy February!! 28 days of no shaving!!

Nic: If only i could grow a good beard like you!!

James: Man it feels good

by James Meyerhoff February 2, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


warm fuzzies

a kindness from someone or thing ... that makes you feel happier, or better ~ warmth from the inside that boils over and outside of you. Without touching a feeling A feeling to describe Thank-You & gratitude without words.=) warm fuzzies

warm snuggly tingly feeling inside your tummy, heart, head, libido.,. with many tingly warm fuzzies without touch

without touching by gesture or deed to inspire positive thoughts & feelings inside yourself inside your soul.,.

like a A hug without touching that makes you melt & feel warm feelings inside & out.

=)warm fuzzies

!! HUgz

O hug

X kiss

+ prayer

A feeling without words or touch to describe - Thank-You Gratitude. =0) warm fuzzies.

by cmtgbw August 15, 2011

55๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuzzy Cavity

The fuzzy cavity is the act of trimming your pubes, then managing to put them in a straw. Then when a person goes to open their mouth either to yawn, talk...ect. You blow the pubes into the mouth.

Tod hit andrew in the mouth, after he recieved his first Fuzzy Cavity.

by Shepdizzly August 31, 2006

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