Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon
When one takes a shit in anothers mouth and gargles it.
I just gave jenny a french gargle last night.
1. A sound someone makes when their ideas are rejected.
2. The sound of being indecisive or irritated at self and/or others.
Gargle flargle! Why won't you just let me do what I want?!
That shit shakira did at the superbowl
I was lily gargling my brother's balls at the family reunion last weekend
The gargle-factory near the shopping mall is an eyesore. The quality of the alcohol they serve does not make up for that.
When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises
Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.
Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!
Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
The act of sucking your ball sack
Wendy was giving me shit, so I told her to gargle my scrote before I gave her a Schmack