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A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.
Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
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A NOT so delightful smell that emanates from people after they have participated in physical activity and began to sweat.More often noticed around people that come from areas of the world NOT real known for their hygiene practices.
I don't think my new neighbor is fond of showering,cuz everytime he comes over this way,I smell the distinct scent of hot buttered ass and garlic.
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1. to stick to your own opinion, despite criticism.
Guy1: LeBron James sucks.
Guy2: No he dosen't, I'm "Ridin' with Garlic Jr."
Guy1: Whatever.
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Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
Garlic Jim's is the best pizza place in the US state of Washington, Oregon, Texas, and Colorado. Founded by CRaig (Jim) Roberts and Dwayne Northrop. The pizzeria boasts the very best pizza in the world. Try the Big Jimmy; a delicious blend of meats, veggies, and cheese.
Kyle: hey what should we have for dinner
Jimmy: OH! I know! we should go to that awesome pizza place Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza!
Kyle: Love it
A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone
garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone
Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now