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The cutest little lizards ever with their fat tails and cute grinning face.
"Gonna go get a Leopard Gecko'
When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids
Jack "hey can i tell you something"
Emma "What?"
Jack "I have aids"
Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me
Jack "ha yelping gecko"
The name of a mystical lizard in southern Illinois. Typically found playing Xbox in his room. Or saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Have you seen Gecko Stecko lately?
-Nah bro he’s been saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Fair.
You’re fucking a bird against a wall, and unexpectedly pull out and ram it in her ass, which in turn, shocks her, and her hands climb the wall like a gecko uncontrollably
“Fucken gave her the gecko, she climbed halfway up the wall, completely caught her off guard”
A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.
Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.
When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.
Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.
Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."
This is just simply a amazing word cause this is the best gecko in the worlds name :D
April the gecko is the best gecko ever!