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A safe place for your sentient geckos from Zara employees and tech extremists
The gecko sanctuary was bombarded by Khrysos (leader of tech extremists)
This sounds strange but this is appreciation to my best friend. She is unique and not like anyone else. She knows how to make me laugh which is a good quality. Gracie is slightly awkward and that's ok. This girl is very picky which is a good quality, and her emotions run deep like an emotions. She is truly a Amazon friend. She becomes self conscious which she should not do because she Is perfect the way she is no homo. I'm so glad I met this person. Gracie you are an amazing friend, you don't have an facial hair, and your perfect the way you are no homo. Love you again NO HOMO. your going to do great things
Gracie the Gecko is the bestest friend
When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids
Jack "hey can i tell you something"
Emma "What?"
Jack "I have aids"
Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me
Jack "ha yelping gecko"
This is just simply a amazing word cause this is the best gecko in the worlds name :D
April the gecko is the best gecko ever!
A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.
Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.
When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.
Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.
Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."
It's the fine sand you find in between your cheeks after the beach
Dude u got any gecko sand left for us to munch on