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after you take a shit and you wipe your ass and then you throw the toilet papers in the toilet and they cover up the shit and you can barely see the shit...then you flush and O WOW look at that...look at all that hidden treasure revealing themselves
Girl 1: Frank the tank is such a hidden gem...
Girl 2: you named your poop Frank the Tank?!?!
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When performing anal cunnilingus, the muncher receives a surprise of a small nugget(not to be confused with a poop) or gem if you will, into their mouth without notice and get's a taste.
To get back at my public school priest, i gave him a sneaky gem as he "inspected the rear quadrant of my robe".
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When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.
He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.
absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.
"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"
"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"
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inhibitor of affection, use at own risk
I was gonna kiss him, but he was still chewing on a Sunkist fruit gem!
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