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It means to save the gerbils from falling victims of gerbil cide which is where the gay mens stick the gerbils up their ass!!!!
Oh no......SAVE THE GERBILS yo!
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If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!
Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!
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see entry for feltching re "inserting live rodent". It is considered my many that this is the correct term and that calling it feltching is a mistake.
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nathan lane stuffed a gerbil in his engored, heaving ass. george w sucks donkeys and richard gere.
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(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.
Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.
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A small fuzzy pocket-sized rodent that is a fierce protector from muggers/robbers/ect.. Unleash them out of your pocket on a mugger and it will jump from your pocket and bite the muggers juggular vein and will start feasting upon the muggers body. Be warned that they can bite other things too.
"hello ma'am." (guy walking down street)
"MUGGER!!!!!" (ma'am)
*pocket gerbil jumps out and bites his juggular vein and kills him instantly*
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