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Way of saying leave me alone, stop breaking my balls,calm down, it will get done, just give me time.
My academic advisor needs to get off my balls when it comes to choosing a major.
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stop following me, get out of my hair
jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!
Bob: get off my dick and get a life!
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A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you
Somebody: why do you say shit like that
Me: GET OFF MY DICK
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A phrase used when someone is unfocused or is not paying attention to the task at hand
"Wait? I zoned out. What were you saying?"
"Come on dad, GET OFF THE CELL PHONE."
To pull out of a girl before ejaculation. In direct reference to the Dublin dart stop 'Sydney Parade', the term was popularised by Ross O'Carroll Kelly and one of his novels, 'Should Have Got Off At Sydney Parade'. An Irish phrase.
I have no condoms, what the fuck am I going to do?
You'll just have to get off at Sydney Parade, my man.
An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"
Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business
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A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.
Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".
"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick
"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick
"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick
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