National get some bitches day

It's may 9th and ur going to school

Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day

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get some parents on your dick

A phrase commonly said when a man experiences immense pain.... and pleasure depending on the mood

"Hey you are fat and ugly"

"How bout' you get some parents on your dick"

Lets go get some Mommy!

What you say right before you go out and try and hit on older chicks.

Ken: "Hey dude I'm about to run up to publix and try and hit on some ladies, want to go?"

John: "Hell yeah, Lets go get some Mommy!"

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Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

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can i get some robux

something i say on a daily basis to my dad but he says no bc hes broke
i need my robux to pay for my condo gamepasses

me: can i get some robux?
my dad: no fuck off u skank

im gonna get some milk

The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.

Son, im gonna get some milk.
Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO

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lets' get some maw likka!

statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)

-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!

pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!

how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!

leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!

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