Gift of gab

the "gift of gab" is the ability supposedly given to one who kisses the Blarney Stone in Ireland. This is the ability to talk others into doing what you want.

In Tommy Boy, Chris Farley seeks to find the gift of gab his father had as a salesman. This gift of gab is illustrated by David Spades comment that Farley's father could sell a "ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."

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Spencer Gifts

Spencer Gifts is a store thaat sells rubber panties.

this is a true story:
*guy walks into Spencer Gifts*
"OK WHERES THE RUBBER PANTIES?"

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gift of discernment

A gift from God. A gift that allows you to see into someones life with out having a reference about them.

First person "Yeah, he's a good man"
Second person "How do you know?"
First person "oh that's God's gift of discernment talking again!"

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horizontally gifted

A politically correct way of calling someone fat, oftentimes used with the vertically challenged to call someone short and fat.

Wow, that guy is horizontally gifted, he weighs over 400 pounds!

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anniversorry gift

The more expensive gift you're forced to buy your girlfriend or wife after you forget your anniversary.

Todd: What did you get Marissa for your anniversary?
Mike: Well, I was going to just buy some flowers but I spaced and forgot to get anything. So I ended up buying a ring as an anniversorry gift and now I'm out $600.

gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself

oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon

Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant that you stumble upon but was given without ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt behind the couch?
L: It is not mine! Somebody must have forgotten it…
S: Well, I guess we have been given Dan‘s gift.