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a frozen facial expression of a negative demeanor during a video call caused by low internet connectivity, or general disinterest in the subject being discussed. (rgf)
Tim: Did you.....................
Tommy: ???
Tim: ....after we all left?
Tommy: Hahaha, you had a real resting glitch face! I thought you were angry for a second. My connection must be bad, I missed the middle of the question man.
Kitty: So what are your thoughts?
Kimmy: ........
Kitty: I think you froze! You got a real resting glitch face going on...
Kimmy: I just don't care about any of that. Tell them to do better.
The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.
“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”
A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.
It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.
"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."
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(phrase)- When two or more radio stations are playing the same song simultaneously.
This phrase is intended to express surprise, disbelief and/or annoyance upon discovering said event, usually because changing radio stations was initiated in an effort to avoid listening to the song currently being aired.
A nerdier version of the slang deja tune, as it also references a glitch in the matrix, highlighting both the rarity of the event, the sense of deja vu when it occurs, and the strong feeling that someone, somewhere out there is fucking with you.
Person 1 - (turns on radio) "Man, I hate this song, what else is on?"
(Changes radio stations)
"Oh c'mon! It's on this station, too..... stupid glitch in the radio matrix."
Person 2 - "At least on the last station the song was almost over."
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An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.
*Consedes a goal right after kick off*
FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!
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What you send to the discord server when you reach a point where a guaranteed win is necessary to afford groceries this week
Discord user 1: DO IT KORDA
Discord user 2: korda kys
Discord user 1: down bad need glitch
Discord user 2: need a glitch
Discord user 3: down horrendous who got a glitch
Something a Raffy would say while on vacation
Person 1: Yo Raffy those shordies over there look bad asf. Go rizz bro!
Raffy: What the Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch!