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masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)
*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?
When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.
Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!
The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.
Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.
5 pointed love triangle
Glove Square
Lewis loves Connie but Connie loves Richard and Richard loves Trudy and Trudy loves Sophie and Sophie loves Lewis
The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.
“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “
“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “
When a penis is completely covered in semen it is called a snow glove
Dude last night I went over to joe’s and gave him a snow glove to keep warm
When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.
Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.