when u or a group of friends have a particularly non stellar night out; be it with drinking or sober....
Man, we went out on Saturday night and got wasted...everything was crap. What a gong show!
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Get a life, wake up and smell the coffee, get with the program, get a clue, get out of a rut, live to the fullest.
In reference to the piercing and deep sound of a gong in Gamelan music, q.v.
If you haven't heard it, you haven't lived.
What? You haven't heard the deep tone? Hear the gong, byatch!
You haven't drank Lapsang Souchong in your entire life?
Hear the gong, byatch!
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noun- a new and upcoming airsoft company out of china that is delivering a new breed of AEG (automatic electric gun). This type of AEG is called a clone, and is a cheaper copy of expensive upper-end AEGs such as Tokyo Marui, Classic Army,and ICS. Noted as one of the best airsoft clone companies, JG guns feature improved internal parts from their predecessors, and are easily the number one choice for most trying to find a cheaper gun to compete at higher levels. JG guns range from AK style, the M-16/ M-4 family, MP5s, and other such weapons.
Person 1: dude, ive got a really shitty springer. What do you have?
Person 2: man, i gots myself a Jing Gong m4 s system. you can get like a jg mp5 for like, cheap man
Person 1: man, im gunna get one of dose man, thanks bro.
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If you have ever watched the cartoon show Xaolin Showdown or even Xaolin Chronicles you would know what this phrase means. It means "go". But only when starting a xaolin showdown. They are a showdown between 2 or more people fighting over magical items called shen gong wu. It's usually between an evil loser named Jack Spicer and 1 of 4 xaolin dragons. There might be a case in the show where it's not a xaolin dragon against Jack. Or there's someone/thing like Mola Mola Jong, an invincible shen gong wu monster, else involved in the showdown.
Omi (xaolin dragon): Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a xaolin showdown! My lotus twister against your third arm sash! The challenge is the first to get the mantis flip coin!
Jack: You're on Baldy!
Both: Xaolin Showdown!(Area Around Them Changes For The Challenge)
Both: Gong Yi Tempi!
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This term (η±³η°ε
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Also, a synonym of Mi Tian Gong is Da Bian (倧便)
Picture yourself finding Mi Tian Gong on the floor... You'll immediately think it's disgusting.
a hockey term for a player, usually a grinder, who most players think is crazy.
Marty McSorely was a gong show monkey for the LA Kings.
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a person who lives the hockey lifestyle in every sense of the word.
Dude, Kevin is always at the rink, practicing his shot. What a gong show monkey!
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