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I'm about to try and flirt with you or try and talk to you
Example: girl:yea we just broke up
Boy:awe for real well I'm gonna get on
1. Something you say when you're high and other people that shouldn't know are going to know.
2. You're going to smoke weed
1. "Dude, I'm so high right now...my parents....they're gonna knowwwww!"
2. Martin: "Whatcha doin tonight?" Sam: "They're gonna know ;)"
When a guy suspects the servers are going to crash when printing one note pages.
SP: DUDE THE servers are gonna crash !
Everyone: Chill the fuck out!
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IT is at a state where you've been butt fucking LIVVY or some hot person but you better take your Willie dillie out before your melted ice cream cums out and making your girl prego and lose half your money.
GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out
MOM walks in
room floods with cum
Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive
Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole
BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum
DAD- dead
LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again
cum floods the whole house again
Grandma walks in
And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house
Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM
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a phrase commonly used by a petite, bottle blonde, Southern girl who is overly excited, usually signified by the trademark pearl necklace, Lilly Pulitzer outfit, and inappropriate shoes
I hate those girls who get all excited about something ridiculous like the Junior League and exclaim to their friends that, "Y'all, this is gonna be the best!" in that annoying Southern accent.
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a troll/dumb spy/garden gnome or a person with short man syndrome, who will be loyal to their master no matter what the situation is.
Latin name:
impus fiftyonefiftymus
guy1: hey maestro just had a sex change, I bet his imp wont be his imp anymore
guy2: actually it's quite the opposite, his imp enjoys the drillings much more now!
guy1: dayum! I guess imps gonna imp!!
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