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when you are having sex with another and she or he screams "what are you doing to me!" in a scared tone.
When I hook up with a girl I give it to her until she has a pink gonzalez.
Caleb Gonzalez is a boy who is funny, cute, handsome, strong, outgoing, kind, creative, courageous, hardworking, charismatic, and generous. He is quite literally everything your looking for in a boy, he's got messy black hair with rock hard abs and a really cute face. Caleb is quite literally the definition of boyfriend material, and one day he wants to be a football player (soccer if your a dumb idiot) and he is definitely going to be one in the near future. If you happen to know a boy named Caleb Gonzalez the best and smartest thing to do is wife him up immediately.
Did you see that boy named Caleb Gonzalez??!?!? he's so cute!!!
Password Gonzalez is dumb stupid to the bone. He has a pet fish he calls ‘phish’, and a dog named ‘kat’, and cat named ‘god’, his mothers name is draquais and his fathers name is elephant shit, he also has a pet pigeon named ‘calculator’ and a snake named ‘demonte the third’. Password is a real idiot
example 1
John: Het do you talk to password.
Anthony: Gonzalaez?
John: Yea
Anthony: No that guys an absolute idiot. By the way who the hell names their kid ‘Password’
example 2
Bob: Man Toni just fell on some air particles.
Gary: Please don’t be a password gonzalez
The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
Blessed by the best never the less strong Follower of Jesus Christ. one of a kind man a love like no other it's Always with me.
Enrique Elijah Gonzalez lll is a good man.
When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez
She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"