goofy-ass

A more extreme condition of goofiness.

This is a goofy-ass business pursuits exclusion, it doesn't define the word "employment".

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you goofy

Whatever the fuck meech means

Bro you goofy

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Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

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Asian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours sake into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out. The sake must be 97 degrees Fahrenheit due to heat source or body heat.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Asian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

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fucking goofy

Minny Mouse cheating on Mickey Mouse. Soon after get a divorce...

Lawyer: he said she was just fucking silly.
Mickey: NO I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!

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Goofy Ahh

Something thats silly or funky. A slang way of saying "goofy a**".
Most commonly used in teens nowadays.

Middle school boy #1: "Look at my new shoes. Sweet innit?"

Middle school boy #2: "Bro got them goofy ahh kicks"

Middle school boy #3: "Fr dawg, he got them sketchers ballerina wheelies."

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goofy aah

A word commonly used among the younger generation. Ma mean that someone or something is "goofy aah" or straight up hilarious. Oftenly used in a bad way or as a passive aggressive insult.

"shut yo goofy aah the fuck up"

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