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1. A hired thug or henchman... i.e. "Hired Muscle" ostensibly to intimidate an adversary/target...
2. In hockey, a minimally talented but very violent player who usually fights a lot. Less common in modern professional hockey due to rule changes.
1. "Luca Brasi was a feared goon for the Corleones"
2. "Gino Odjick was the ugliest goon I ever saw"
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A cheap, low quality wine often sold in 5L casks called 'goonies'. A goonie can be purchased for well under the price of a regular bottle of wine as it tastes like cat's piss, but still contains around 11%ALC/VOL. Goon is a popular drink amongst teens and the homeless within Australia, as it provides lots of booze for lots of people at a fraction of the cost of anything else on the market worth drinking.
Goonie - $15
That's 3 people drunk for $5 each!
Goon is the main ingredient in goon punch, the main tool in 'Goon-o-fortune' and 'Goon Warrior', as well as a popular accompaniment to the card game 'Kings' (waterfall).
Guy 1: Ooohhh sooo sick... Never drinking goon again...
*One week later*
Guy 2: Dude, wanna go grab a goonie for tonight?
Guy 1: Sure!
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The act of doing a little trolling/ doing some kind of Dionysian expression either online or in real life, typically enjoyed by MIA listeners
Me and the goons smoked American spirits then went drunk driving in the goon bus last night. One could say we did a little Gooning.
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Cask wine. Cheap shit that tastes like shit but fucks you up. comes in red and white, many varieties and textures.
"I was on the goon last night" or "im a goon warrior hear me roar"
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Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned
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Members of Something Awful, unfunny.
Goons love to make fun of suffering, as long as it's not their own. When it is, they expect "goondolences". Pathetic.
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