pulling a fifth grader

the act of tying your hoodie around your waste, which is often done by young kids and tennis players.

Sarah: Woah, is Jenn a tennis player?

David: nah she's just pulling a fifth grader

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punk ass 8th grader

8th graders that think they are huge bad ass' and act all tough. Generally they hang around in "town" as Main Street or the huge mini mall in town. All of them are anti-drinking/smoking because they all live in the 8th grade dream. Many believe that they are captains of the universe due to the fact they are in 8th grade. Punk ass 8th graders are in the worst stage during the last two months of school so watch out in April/May/June for them.

Man those punk ass 8th graders were just hanging out at the mall.

The 9th grader said "i fucking hate those punk ass 8th graders acting like they are so cool since they are in 8th grade.

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Are you tighter then a 5th grader

In relation to the game show Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader, it is asking whether a female's vagina is tight or loose. Or, whether she is a good girl or a dirty tea-bagging whore.

I saw a hottie from across the room but she looked like she'd been passed around, so before I sealed the deal I asked her, "Girl I got to know, are you tighter then a 5th grader?"

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New York Cheese Grader

Adjective: Used to describe a girl with braces who likes to suck dick.

Joe: Hey Sol, Matt... Did you here about Tiffany?!

Sol And Matt: No what?!

Joe: She's a New York Cheese Grader!!

Sol And Matt: Fuck Yes.

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Union city 8th graders

Always think someone is stealing their man(even if he looks like a dead rat) still don’t know the difference between foundation and orange eyeshadow. Thinks it’s cool to brag about “juuling”when you haven’t touched one in your whole itty bitty life. Still posts 11:11 on their story’s even tho NO ONE GIVES AF!

Man, Union City 8th graders are something special aren’t they? (Said no one ever)

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Typical ratchet 6th grader

A short mexican girl with a weave, booty shorts, bad spelling and other things that make them a ugly ass potato with hair extensions. Also, the typical ratchet 6th grader includes still saying "or nah," and a Shitty Instagram with song lyrics as the caption of every fucking selfie.

"Destiny is such a slut"

"Don't worry she's just a typical ratchet 6th grader"

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2nd grader at summer holiday

When a 2nd grader is at summer holiday he would be saying the f word more often. He will be playing among us all day and night if American. If he’s British Spanish Italian Czech or any western country the chances are higher for among us. He could actually be uncringy but that is really rare.

A kid who’s being less annoying by 80% basically not very bad I’m a 2nd grader at summer holiday. Oh you became better?

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