To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.
Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.
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When you cover your nutsack in shit and then Tea Bag someone
Person A: This girl is really kinky, she wants me to give her the Cleveland Grocery Bag!
Person B: Gross man.
self explanatory
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!
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crusty, dirty, ashy feet. looks like you've been walking barefoot across a dirty parking lot all day.
"Girllllll.... did you see that skank walk up in the club last night?? She had grocery store feet!!"
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When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
adj. Used to describe a celebrity that would be considered attractive among the regular, everyday people one might see out and about at the grocery store, but not considered particularly beautiful among peers in the entertainment industry.
Is it just me or is Anna Kendrick hot? Not like, Scarlett Johansson hot, but grocery store hot.