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Jai Guru DeVa Om

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.

In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.

by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010

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Underpants guru

A person who uses spirituality to sleep with women.

Eric used his theosophy to get laid last night, he's a real underpants guru

by Orjj August 31, 2023


Sexy Guru

Teaches people the way to become sexy. Usually a YouTuber or an instagramer.

Did you watch the Sexy Guru's new video?

by Plazmic_Golem January 14, 2018


Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).

Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “

by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021


DJ GURU

a very sexy cool person who is the best DJ and part of the bench bitches. He's sooooo sexy and a ladies man he is segsy coolest person ever

that sexy guy is a total DJ GURU

by DJ GURU November 30, 2021


koolaid guru

Plain and simple, the Koolaid Guru is Gerald.

Corey- man that Koolaid is good.
Gerald- of course it is, I'm the Koolaid Guru

by Dong Johnson December 12, 2019


Polo Guru

a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.

Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!

by noswag228 August 30, 2011